Dear Miss Behave,
My son always gets carsick on long rides. I give him all sorts of things to help but nothing works. This year, his father and the new wife, have decided to rent a camper and drive him all the way up to Acadia in Maine. His father doesn’t believe in medicine and I’m worried that my son is going to have a miserable time. His father has joint custody, so I can’t stop them from going, but I can’t help but worry that it’s going to be a miserable trip for my baby.
Your poor little apple blossom! My own, dearest, sister gets carsick on any ride longer than twenty minutes, so trust me, I understand.
If your ex doesn’t believe in the wonders of Dramamine, or whatever they use for carsick kids these days, then his shoes and new wife simply deserve to be puked upon.
Pour yourself a lovely glass of wine, put up your feet, and be sure to tell them to send lots of pictures!
Love and Margaritas,