The Call of the Wild Country

​Dear Miss Behave,
            I met this bearded god, Matt, the other week and am completely in love.  The only thing is that he lives in the country on a farm and I’m not so sure about farm life.  I’m all about sunshine and the great outdoors, but a farm?  Let’s not go crazy.
            But he loves me and I love him and I don’t know what to do.
Sincerely,
City Girl
 
Dear City Girl,
            The other week?  That’s barely enough time to know where or not he uses that spray before he poops, pumpkin!
            You really must get to know him a bit more before throwing aside the trappings of civilization and going all Green Acres.
            But if, say, six months from now you are both still completely smitten, well, then, don’t let a little manure get in the way of true love.
            Love and Whatever they Drink on Farms,
            -Miss Behave